is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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