Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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