Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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