question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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