i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
There's even glitter on my cock...
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