you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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