bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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