That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If that was your dad, he is hot
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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