your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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