The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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