your room smells of hookers.
And success
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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