Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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