so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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