: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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