Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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