who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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