something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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