Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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