If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was born a porn star she said
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Shame is for Republicans.
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