Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We are all done wearing pants today
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
