I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
try to milk me bitch
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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