...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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