Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Who died my cat blue again?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize