he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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