Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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