you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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