there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
