and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
