hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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