Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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