i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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