He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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