What a fucking waste of an outfit
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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