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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Houston, we have a blender
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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