Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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