whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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