...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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