so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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