I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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