He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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