Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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