If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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