i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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