I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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