Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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