I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
