You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So. Much. Porn.
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