Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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