I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i just google imaged poop.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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