My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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