how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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