He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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